feat: cucks done

frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/AmberOHearn.elm

@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-module Cuckery.CuckList.AmblerOHearn exposing (..)
+module Cuckery.CuckList.AmberOHearn exposing (..)
 
 import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
 

frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/GeorgeMartin.elm

@@ -3,8 +3,8 @@ module Cuckery.CuckList.GeorgeMartin exposing (..)
 import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
 
 
-templateCuck : Cuck
+cuckGeorgeMartin : Cuck
-templateCuck =
+cuckGeorgeMartin =
     let
         name : String
         name =

frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/GuyAustin.elm

@@ -3,8 +3,8 @@ module Cuckery.CuckList.GuyAustin exposing (..)
 import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
 
 
-templateCuck : Cuck
+cuckGuyAustin : Cuck
-templateCuck =
+cuckGuyAustin =
     let
         name : String
         name =

frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/JosephEverett.elm

@@ -0,0 +1,30 @@
+module Cuckery.CuckList.JosephEverett exposing (..)
+
+import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
+
+
+cuckJosephEverett : Cuck
+cuckJosephEverett =
+    let
+        name : String
+        name =
+            "Joseph Everett"
+    in
+    { cuckImage = formatCuckName name
+    , cuckName = name
+    , cuckSocial = "https://twitter.com/JEverettLearned"
+    , cuckDodges =
+        [ { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/The_Nutrivore/status/1535334822825971712?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = NoReply
+          , dodgeProposition = "seed oils cause coronary heart disease and cancer."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Disbelief
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        , { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/TheNutrivore/status/1555138038740680704?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = NoReply
+          , dodgeProposition = "seed oils cause coronary heart disease and cancer."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Disbelief
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        ]
+    }

frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/JustinMares.elm

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+module Cuckery.CuckList.JustinMares exposing (..)
+
+import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
+
+
+cuckJustinMares : Cuck
+cuckJustinMares =
+    let
+        name : String
+        name =
+            "Justin Mares"
+    in
+    { cuckImage = formatCuckName name
+    , cuckName = name
+    , cuckSocial = "https://twitter.com/jwmares"
+    , cuckDodges =
+        [ { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/The_Nutrivore/status/1329266554089869312?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = RanAway
+          , dodgeProposition = "vegetable oils drive inflammation and are causally linked to weight gain and diseases of inflammation."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Disbelief
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        ]
+    }

frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/KaitMalthaner.elm

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+module Cuckery.CuckList.KaitMalthaner exposing (..)
+
+import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
+
+
+cuckKaitMalthaner : Cuck
+cuckKaitMalthaner =
+    let
+        name : String
+        name =
+            "Kait Malthaner"
+    in
+    { cuckImage = formatCuckName name
+    , cuckName = name
+    , cuckSocial = "https://twitter.com/healthcoachkait"
+    , cuckDodges =
+        [ { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/The_Nutrivore/status/1503258756687306753?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = NoReply
+          , dodgeProposition = "omega-6 is pro-inflammatory."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Disbelief
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        ]
+    }

frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/KemMinnick.elm

@@ -0,0 +1,30 @@
+module Cuckery.CuckList.KemMinnick exposing (..)
+
+import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
+
+
+cuckKemMinnick : Cuck
+cuckKemMinnick =
+    let
+        name : String
+        name =
+            "Kem Minnick"
+    in
+    { cuckImage = formatCuckName name
+    , cuckName = name
+    , cuckSocial = "https://twitter.com/kemminnick"
+    , cuckDodges =
+        [ { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/kemminnick/status/1469336100300726273?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = GhostedMe
+          , dodgeProposition = "seed oils are not a significant, independent concern for the development of chronic diseases."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Belief
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        , { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/The_Nutrivore/status/1476990862793986052?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = RanAway
+          , dodgeProposition = "seed oils are not a significant, independent concern for the development of chronic diseases."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Belief
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        ]
+    }

frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/KenBerry.elm

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+module Cuckery.CuckList.KenBerry exposing (..)
+
+import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
+
+
+cuckKenBerry : Cuck
+cuckKenBerry =
+    let
+        name : String
+        name =
+            "Ken Berry"
+    in
+    { cuckImage = formatCuckName name
+    , cuckName = name
+    , cuckSocial = "https://twitter.com/KenDBerryMD"
+    , cuckDodges =
+        [ { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/The_Nutrivore/status/1366524889067368449?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = NoReply
+          , dodgeProposition = "type 2 diabetes is chronic carbohydrate overdose."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Agnostic
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        , { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/TheNutrivore/status/1539720236701589504?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = NoReply
+          , dodgeProposition = "replacing animal fats with vegetable oils is dangerous."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Belief
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        , { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/TheNutrivore/status/1539721408372039680?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = NoReply
+          , dodgeProposition = "replacing animal fats with vegetable oils is dangerous."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Belief
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        , { dodgeLink = "https://x.com/TheNutrivore/status/1813969807521300615"
+          , dodgeDescription = InTooDeep
+          , dodgeProposition = noProposition
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Nothing
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = Vague
+          }
+        ]
+    }

frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/KevinStock.elm

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+module Cuckery.CuckList.KevinStock exposing (..)
+
+import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
+
+
+cuckKevinStock : Cuck
+cuckKevinStock =
+    let
+        name : String
+        name =
+            "Kevin Stock"
+    in
+    { cuckImage = formatCuckName name
+    , cuckName = name
+    , cuckSocial = "https://twitter.com/kevinstock12"
+    , cuckDodges =
+        [ { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/The_Nutrivore/status/1530140722225102848?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = NoReply
+          , dodgeProposition = noProposition
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Nothing
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        , { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/The_Nutrivore/status/1534927799911317509?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = NoReply
+          , dodgeProposition = ""
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Disbelief
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        ]
+    }

frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/KyleMamounis.elm

@@ -0,0 +1,24 @@
+module Cuckery.CuckList.KyleMamounis exposing (..)
+
+import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
+
+
+cuckKyleMamounis : Cuck
+cuckKyleMamounis =
+    let
+        name : String
+        name =
+            "Kyle Mamounis"
+    in
+    { cuckImage = formatCuckName name
+    , cuckName = name
+    , cuckSocial = "https://twitter.com/Nutricrinology"
+    , cuckDodges =
+        [ { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/The_Nutrivore/status/1389259133044477953?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = RanAway
+          , dodgeProposition = "statins do not prevent cardiovascular events."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Disbelief
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        ]
+    }

frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/MarkSisson.elm

@@ -0,0 +1,24 @@
+module Cuckery.CuckList.MarkSisson exposing (..)
+
+import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
+
+
+cuckMarkSisson : Cuck
+cuckMarkSisson =
+    let
+        name : String
+        name =
+            "Mark Sisson"
+    in
+    { cuckImage = formatCuckName name
+    , cuckName = name
+    , cuckSocial = "https://twitter.com/Mark_Sisson"
+    , cuckDodges =
+        [ { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/TheNutrivore/status/1488360227141419009?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = NoReply
+          , dodgeProposition = noProposition
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Nothing
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        ]
+    }

frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/MartyKendall.elm

@@ -0,0 +1,24 @@
+module Cuckery.CuckList.MartyKendall exposing (..)
+
+import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
+
+
+cuckMartyKendall : Cuck
+cuckMartyKendall =
+    let
+        name : String
+        name =
+            "Marty Kendall"
+    in
+    { cuckImage = formatCuckName name
+    , cuckName = name
+    , cuckSocial = "Marty Kendall"
+    , cuckDodges =
+        [ { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/martykendall2"
+          , dodgeDescription = RanAway
+          , dodgeProposition = "to access your body fat, you need to deplete both glucose and fat from the blood first."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Disbelief
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        ]
+    }

frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/MaxLugavere.elm

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+module Cuckery.CuckList.MaxLugavere exposing (..)
+
+import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
+
+
+cuckMaxLugavere : Cuck
+cuckMaxLugavere =
+    let
+        name : String
+        name =
+            "Max Lugavere"
+    in
+    { cuckImage = formatCuckName name
+    , cuckName = name
+    , cuckSocial = "https://twitter.com/maxlugavere"
+    , cuckDodges =
+        [ { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/maxlugavere/status/1517683567249149953?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = RanAway
+          , dodgeProposition = "seed oils consumption is associated with an increased risk of CVD and Alzheimer's disease."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Agnostic
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        , { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/The_Nutrivore/status/1518307089742848000?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = NoReply
+          , dodgeProposition = "seed oils consumption is associated with an increased risk of CVD and Alzheimer's disease."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Agnostic
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        , { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/maxlugavere/status/1518367365683064833?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = OutrightNo
+          , dodgeProposition = "seed oils consumption is associated with an increased risk of CVD and Alzheimer's disease."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Agnostic
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        ]
+    }

frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/MichaelKummer.elm

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+module Cuckery.CuckList.MichaelKummer exposing (..)
+
+import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
+
+
+cuckMichaelKummer : Cuck
+cuckMichaelKummer =
+    let
+        name : String
+        name =
+            "Michael Kummer"
+    in
+    { cuckImage = formatCuckName name
+    , cuckName = name
+    , cuckSocial = "https://twitter.com/mkummer82"
+    , cuckDodges =
+        [ { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/mkummer82/status/1465755847917715464?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = OutrightNo
+          , dodgeProposition = "polyunsaturated fats cause cell damage, inflammation and metabolic dysfunction."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Disbelief
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        ]
+    }

frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/MichaelManderville.elm

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+module Cuckery.CuckList.MichaelManderville exposing (..)
+
+import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
+
+
+cuckMichaelManderville : Cuck
+cuckMichaelManderville =
+    let
+        name : String
+        name =
+            "Michael Manderville"
+    in
+    { cuckImage = formatCuckName name
+    , cuckName = name
+    , cuckSocial = "https://twitter.com/MikeManderville"
+    , cuckDodges =
+        [ { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/The_Nutrivore/status/1503036463306489856?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = RanAway
+          , dodgeProposition = "a logically coherent position will have logically coherent answer to a logically coherent hypothetical."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Belief
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        ]
+    }

frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/MikeMutzel.elm

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+module Cuckery.CuckList.MikeMutzel exposing (..)
+
+import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
+
+
+cuckMikeMutzel : Cuck
+cuckMikeMutzel =
+    let
+        name : String
+        name =
+            "Mike Mutzel"
+    in
+    { cuckImage = formatCuckName name
+    , cuckName = name
+    , cuckSocial = "https://twitter.com/MikeMutzel"
+    , cuckDodges =
+        [ { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/The_Nutrivore/status/1414457776982552576?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = RanAway
+          , dodgeProposition = "COVID is nothing more than a cold to those that are healthy."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Disbelief
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        , { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/TheNutrivore/status/1584645853771616256?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = NoReply
+          , dodgeProposition = "there is little to no association between saturated fat and cardiovascular disease."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Disbelief
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        ]
+    }

frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/MikeSweeney.elm

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+module Cuckery.CuckList.MikeSweeney exposing (..)
+
+import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
+
+
+cuckMikeSweeney : Cuck
+cuckMikeSweeney =
+    let
+        name : String
+        name =
+            "Mike Sweeney"
+    in
+    { cuckImage = formatCuckName name
+    , cuckName = name
+    , cuckSocial = "https://twitter.com/thelowcarb_rd"
+    , cuckDodges =
+        [ { dodgeLink = "https://x.com/TheNutrivore/status/1746962254052962552"
+          , dodgeDescription = OutrightNo
+          , dodgeProposition = "vegan diets are nowhere near appropriate for the average person in society."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Agnostic
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        , { dodgeLink = "https://x.com/thelowcarb_rd/status/1654182805964836865"
+          , dodgeDescription = GhostedMe
+          , dodgeProposition = "statistical gymnastics don't inform on real world mechanisms and hard outcomes."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Agnostic
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        , { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/TheNutrivore/status/1776652108646821913?t=Pf4sfAC1Z0pAcxGfQFr7oQ"
+          , dodgeDescription = NoReply
+          , dodgeProposition = "Cheerios cause nausea, vomiting, seizures, irregular heartbeat, liver damage, and coma."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Disbelief
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        ]
+    }

frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/NickEggleton.elm

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+module Cuckery.CuckList.NickEggleton exposing (..)
+
+import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
+
+
+cuckNickEggleton : Cuck
+cuckNickEggleton =
+    let
+        name : String
+        name =
+            "Nick Eggleton"
+    in
+    { cuckImage = formatCuckName name
+    , cuckName = name
+    , cuckSocial = "https://twitter.com/NickEggleton"
+    , cuckDodges =
+        [ { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/The_Nutrivore/status/1266626885703720961?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = OutrightNo
+          , dodgeProposition = "polyunsaturated fats are poison."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Agnostic
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        ]
+    }

frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/NinaTeicholz.elm

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+module Cuckery.CuckList.NinaTeicholz exposing (..)
+
+import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
+
+
+cuckNinaTeicholz : Cuck
+cuckNinaTeicholz =
+    let
+        name : String
+        name =
+            "Nina Teicholz"
+    in
+    { cuckImage = formatCuckName name
+    , cuckName = name
+    , cuckSocial = "https://twitter.com/bigfatsurprise"
+    , cuckDodges =
+        [ { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/TheNutrivore/status/1556510529014882305?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = NoReply
+          , dodgeProposition = "the science linking red meat to heart disease is very weak."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Agnostic
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        , { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/TheNutrivore/status/1467571763865210881?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = NoReply
+          , dodgeProposition = "the available evidence supports limiting saturated fat intake for coronary heart disease risk reduction."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Belief
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        , { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/TheNutrivore/status/1538895943050878977?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = NoReply
+          , dodgeProposition = "vegans pretend biology isn't real."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Agnostic
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        ]
+    }

frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/NorstrongChris.elm

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+module Cuckery.CuckList.NorstrongChris exposing (..)
+
+import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
+
+
+cuckNorstrongChris : Cuck
+cuckNorstrongChris =
+    let
+        name : String
+        name =
+            "Norstrong Chris"
+    in
+    { cuckImage = formatCuckName name
+    , cuckName = name
+    , cuckSocial = "https://twitter.com/NNMChris"
+    , cuckDodges =
+        [ { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/NorstrongHealth/status/1416939281973530626?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = RanAway
+          , dodgeProposition = "government funded USDA data is untrustworthy."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Agnostic
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        , { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/The_Nutrivore/status/1534573919562350594?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = OutrightNo
+          , dodgeProposition = "nutrition science as a whole is shit."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Agnostic
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        , { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/TheNutrivore/status/1534614710196260865?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = NoReply
+          , dodgeProposition = "nutrition science as a whole is shit."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Agnostic
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        ]
+    }

frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/PaulMason.elm

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+module Cuckery.CuckList.PaulMason exposing (..)
+
+import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
+
+
+cuckPaulMason : Cuck
+cuckPaulMason =
+    let
+        name : String
+        name =
+            "Paul Mason"
+    in
+    { cuckImage = formatCuckName name
+    , cuckName = name
+    , cuckSocial = "https://twitter.com/DrPaulMason"
+    , cuckDodges =
+        [ { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/Tom_Babington1/status/1361644276866830337?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = NoReply
+          , dodgeProposition = noProposition
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Nothing
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        , { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/IdanOnTweeter/status/1373233980594618371?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = NoReply
+          , dodgeProposition = "Ancel Keys' Seven Countries Study was flawed."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Agnostic
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        , { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/The_Nutrivore/status/1461361726943760391?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = NoReply
+          , dodgeProposition = "dietary linoleic acid is not a significant, independent concern for the development of chronic diseases."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Agnostic
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        ]
+    }

frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/PaulSaladino.elm

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+module Cuckery.CuckList.PaulSaladino exposing (..)
+
+import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
+
+
+cuckPaulSaladino : Cuck
+cuckPaulSaladino =
+    let
+        name : String
+        name =
+            "Paul Saladino"
+    in
+    { cuckImage = formatCuckName name
+    , cuckName = name
+    , cuckSocial = "https://twitter.com/paulsaladinomd"
+    , cuckDodges =
+        [ { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/The_Nutrivore/status/1275912849999695872?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = NoReply
+          , dodgeProposition = "subsidies for corn and soy are huge contributors to the chronic disease epidemic in the US."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Agnostic
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        , { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/FoodFirst_Ty/status/1282847039596843009?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = NoReply
+          , dodgeProposition = "seed oils are not a significant, independent risk factor for public health."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Belief
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        , { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/FoodFirst_Ty/status/1283449495682904064?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = NoReply
+          , dodgeProposition = "to exclude animal foods from the human diet is a nutritional catastrophe."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Agnostic
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        , { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/The_Nutrivore/status/1282851963902636032?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = NoReply
+          , dodgeProposition = "to exclude animal foods from the human diet is a nutritional catastrophe."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Agnostic
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        , { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/The_Nutrivore/status/1469136550046814219?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = NoReply
+          , dodgeProposition = "nutritional epidemiology generally provides good causal estimates."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Belief
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        , { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/TheNutrivore/status/1633831762509045766?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = NoReply
+          , dodgeProposition = "linoleic acid wreaks havoc in your body."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Agnostic
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        ]
+    }

frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/PhilipOvadia.elm

@@ -0,0 +1,30 @@
+module Cuckery.CuckList.PhilipOvadia exposing (..)
+
+import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
+
+
+cuckPhilipOvadia : Cuck
+cuckPhilipOvadia =
+    let
+        name : String
+        name =
+            "Philip Ovadia"
+    in
+    { cuckImage = formatCuckName name
+    , cuckName = name
+    , cuckSocial = "https://twitter.com/ifixhearts"
+    , cuckDodges =
+        [ { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/TheNutrivore/status/1557791520324890624?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = NoReply
+          , dodgeProposition = "sugar is the problem and meat is the solution."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Agnostic
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        , { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/TheNutrivore/status/1558282337024180224?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = NoReply
+          , dodgeProposition = "LDL doesn't cause coronary heart disease because it is just part of the arterial repair process."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Disbelief
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        ]
+    }

frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/PhilippeStephenson.elm

@@ -0,0 +1,24 @@
+module Cuckery.CuckList.PhilippeStephenson exposing (..)
+
+import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
+
+
+cuckPhilippeStephenson : Cuck
+cuckPhilippeStephenson =
+    let
+        name : String
+        name =
+            "Philippe Stephenson"
+    in
+    { cuckImage = formatCuckName name
+    , cuckName = name
+    , cuckSocial = "https://twitter.com/TotalCytopath"
+    , cuckDodges =
+        [ { dodgeLink = "https://x.com/TheNutrivore/status/1779587012120715433"
+          , dodgeDescription = NoReply
+          , dodgeProposition = "seed oils save lives."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Belief
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        ]
+    }

frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/RalphNapolitano.elm

@@ -0,0 +1,24 @@
+module Cuckery.CuckList.RalphNapolitano exposing (..)
+
+import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
+
+
+cuckRalphNapolitano : Cuck
+cuckRalphNapolitano =
+    let
+        name : String
+        name =
+            "Ralph Napolitano"
+    in
+    { cuckImage = formatCuckName name
+    , cuckName = name
+    , cuckSocial = "https://twitter.com/DrRalphNap"
+    , cuckDodges =
+        [ { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/The_Nutrivore/status/1462794580848300034?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = NoReply
+          , dodgeProposition = "oatmeal is one of the worst foods you can eat and has no health benefits."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Disbelief
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        ]
+    }

frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/RaphaelSirtoli.elm

@@ -0,0 +1,30 @@
+module Cuckery.CuckList.RaphaelSirtoli exposing (..)
+
+import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
+
+
+cuckRaphaelSirtoli : Cuck
+cuckRaphaelSirtoli =
+    let
+        name : String
+        name =
+            "Raphael Sirtoli"
+    in
+    { cuckImage = formatCuckName name
+    , cuckName = name
+    , cuckSocial = "https://twitter.com/raphaels7"
+    , cuckDodges =
+        [ { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/raphaels7/status/1475767357188579329?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = OutrightNo
+          , dodgeProposition = "the diet-heart hypothesis is false."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Disbelief
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        , { dodgeLink = "https://x.com/raphaels7/status/1783541746015654072"
+          , dodgeDescription = KillScreen
+          , dodgeProposition = "seed oils are not a significant, independent risk factor for public health."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Belief
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        ]
+    }

frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/RobMeijer.elm

@@ -0,0 +1,24 @@
+module Cuckery.CuckList.RobMeijer exposing (..)
+
+import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
+
+
+cuckRobMeijer : Cuck
+cuckRobMeijer =
+    let
+        name : String
+        name =
+            "Rob Meijer"
+    in
+    { cuckImage = formatCuckName name
+    , cuckName = name
+    , cuckSocial = "https://twitter.com/EngineerDiet"
+    , cuckDodges =
+        [ { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/The_Nutrivore/status/1435850829051793408?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = RanAway
+          , dodgeProposition = noProposition
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Nothing
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = Vague
+          }
+        ]
+    }

frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/RobbWolf.elm

@@ -0,0 +1,24 @@
+module Cuckery.CuckList.RobbWolf exposing (..)
+
+import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
+
+
+cuckRobbWolf : Cuck
+cuckRobbWolf =
+    let
+        name : String
+        name =
+            "Robb Wolf"
+    in
+    { cuckImage = formatCuckName name
+    , cuckName = name
+    , cuckSocial = "https://twitter.com/robbwolf"
+    , cuckDodges =
+        [ { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/TheNutrivore/status/1601624559647875072?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = OutrightNo
+          , dodgeProposition = "ancestral foods are more likely to be antagonistically pleiotropic than novel foods."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Belief
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        ]
+    }

frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/SimonGoddek.elm

@@ -0,0 +1,36 @@
+module Cuckery.CuckList.SimonGoddek exposing (..)
+
+import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
+
+
+cuckSimonGoddek : Cuck
+cuckSimonGoddek =
+    let
+        name : String
+        name =
+            "Simon Goddek"
+    in
+    { cuckImage = formatCuckName name
+    , cuckName = name
+    , cuckSocial = "https://x.com/goddeketal"
+    , cuckDodges =
+        [ { dodgeLink = "https://x.com/TheNutrivore/status/1795673579931255233"
+          , dodgeDescription = NoReply
+          , dodgeProposition = "vegetable oils increase the risk of heart disease."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Disbelief
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        , { dodgeLink = "https://x.com/TheNutrivore/status/1795885929678196951"
+          , dodgeDescription = NoReply
+          , dodgeProposition = "vegetable oils increase the risk of heart disease."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Disbelief
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        , { dodgeLink = "https://x.com/TheNutrivore/status/1795674575315112396"
+          , dodgeDescription = NoReply
+          , dodgeProposition = "vegetable oils increase the risk of heart disease."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Disbelief
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        ]
+    }

frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/Template copy 17.elm

@@ -1,24 +0,0 @@
-module Cuckery.CuckList.Template%20copy%2017 exposing (..)module Cuckery.CuckList.Template exposing (..)
-
-import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
-
-
-templateCuck : Cuck
-templateCuck =
-    let
-        name : String
-        name =
-            ""
-    in
-    { cuckImage = formatCuckName name
-    , cuckName = name
-    , cuckSocial = ""
-    , cuckDodges =
-        [ { dodgeLink = ""
-          , dodgeDescription = NoReply
-          , dodgeProposition = "."
-          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Agnostic
-          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
-          }
-        ]
-    }

frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/Template copy 18.elm

@@ -1,24 +0,0 @@
-module Cuckery.CuckList.Template%20copy%2018 exposing (..)module Cuckery.CuckList.Template exposing (..)
-
-import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
-
-
-templateCuck : Cuck
-templateCuck =
-    let
-        name : String
-        name =
-            ""
-    in
-    { cuckImage = formatCuckName name
-    , cuckName = name
-    , cuckSocial = ""
-    , cuckDodges =
-        [ { dodgeLink = ""
-          , dodgeDescription = NoReply
-          , dodgeProposition = "."
-          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Agnostic
-          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
-          }
-        ]
-    }

frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/Template copy 19.elm

@@ -1,24 +0,0 @@
-module Cuckery.CuckList.Template%20copy%2019 exposing (..)module Cuckery.CuckList.Template exposing (..)
-
-import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
-
-
-cuckCliffHarvey : Cuck
-cuckCliffHarvey =
-    let
-        name : String
-        name =
-            ""
-    in
-    { cuckImage = formatCuckName name
-    , cuckName = name
-    , cuckSocial = ""
-    , cuckDodges =
-        [ { dodgeLink = ""
-          , dodgeDescription = NoReply
-          , dodgeProposition = "."
-          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Agnostic
-          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
-          }
-        ]
-    }

frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/Template copy.elm

@@ -1,24 +0,0 @@
-module Cuckery.CuckList.Template%20copy exposing (..)module Cuckery.CuckList.Template exposing (..)
-
-import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
-
-
-templateCuck : Cuck
-templateCuck =
-    let
-        name : String
-        name =
-            ""
-    in
-    { cuckImage = formatCuckName name
-    , cuckName = name
-    , cuckSocial = ""
-    , cuckDodges =
-        [ { dodgeLink = ""
-          , dodgeDescription = NoReply
-          , dodgeProposition = "."
-          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Agnostic
-          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
-          }
-        ]
-    }

frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/TravisStatham.elm

@@ -0,0 +1,30 @@
+module Cuckery.CuckList.TravisStatham exposing (..)
+
+import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
+
+
+cuckTravisStatham : Cuck
+cuckTravisStatham =
+    let
+        name : String
+        name =
+            "Travis Statham"
+    in
+    { cuckImage = formatCuckName name
+    , cuckName = name
+    , cuckSocial = "https://twitter.com/Travis_Statham"
+    , cuckDodges =
+        [ { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/The_Nutrivore/status/1461428023207489542?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = NoReply
+          , dodgeProposition = "seed oils do not cause obesity."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Belief
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        , { dodgeLink = "https://www.reddit.com/r/StopEatingSeedOils/comments/v457tu/how_vegetable_oils_make_us_fat_zero_acre/ic9u7wu/?utm_source=share"
+          , dodgeDescription = NoReply
+          , dodgeProposition = "seed oils do not cause obesity."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Belief
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        ]
+    }

frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/TristanHaggard.elm

@@ -0,0 +1,24 @@
+module Cuckery.CuckList.TristanHaggard exposing (..)
+
+import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
+
+
+cuckTristanHaggard : Cuck
+cuckTristanHaggard =
+    let
+        name : String
+        name =
+            "Tristan Haggard"
+    in
+    { cuckImage = formatCuckName name
+    , cuckName = name
+    , cuckSocial = "https://twitter.com/Trxstxn4"
+    , cuckDodges =
+        [ { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/The_Nutrivore/status/1513596227052527621?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = RanAway
+          , dodgeProposition = ""
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Agnostic
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        ]
+    }

frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/TroKalayjian.elm

@@ -0,0 +1,24 @@
+module Cuckery.CuckList.TroKalayjian exposing (..)
+
+import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
+
+
+cuckTroKalayjian : Cuck
+cuckTroKalayjian =
+    let
+        name : String
+        name =
+            "Tro Kalayjian"
+    in
+    { cuckImage = formatCuckName name
+    , cuckName = name
+    , cuckSocial = "https://twitter.com/DoctorTro"
+    , cuckDodges =
+        [ { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/The_Nutrivore/status/1261351818430255104?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = RanAway
+          , dodgeProposition = "Dr. Tho engages in shitty behaviour that causes people to dislike him."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Belief
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        ]
+    }

frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/TuckerGoodrich.elm

@@ -0,0 +1,42 @@
+module Cuckery.CuckList.TuckerGoodrich exposing (..)
+
+import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
+
+
+cuckTuckerGoodrich : Cuck
+cuckTuckerGoodrich =
+    let
+        name : String
+        name =
+            "Tucker Goodrich"
+    in
+    { cuckImage = formatCuckName name
+    , cuckName = name
+    , cuckSocial = "https://twitter.com/TuckerGoodrich"
+    , cuckDodges =
+        [ { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/The_Nutrivore/status/1276694117494358017?s=19"
+          , dodgeDescription = RanAway
+          , dodgeProposition = "nutritional epidemiology is almost always wrong."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Disbelief
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        , { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/TuckerGoodrich/status/1428062578668830720?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = RanAway
+          , dodgeProposition = noProposition
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Nothing
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        , { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/TuckerGoodrich/status/1469366622196359170?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = OutrightNo
+          , dodgeProposition = noProposition
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Nothing
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        , { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/TuckerGoodrich/status/1470029816975872007?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = KillScreen
+          , dodgeProposition = noProposition
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Nothing
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        ]
+    }

frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/ZoeHarcombe.elm

@@ -0,0 +1,24 @@
+module Cuckery.CuckList.ZoeHarcombe exposing (..)
+
+import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
+
+
+cuckZoeHarcombe : Cuck
+cuckZoeHarcombe =
+    let
+        name : String
+        name =
+            "Zoe Harcombe"
+    in
+    { cuckImage = formatCuckName name
+    , cuckName = name
+    , cuckSocial = "https://twitter.com/zoeharcombe"
+    , cuckDodges =
+        [ { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/The_Nutrivore/status/1418263706178310149"
+          , dodgeDescription = NoReply
+          , dodgeProposition = "saturated fat doesn't increase the risk of coronary heart disease."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Disbelief
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        ]
+    }

frontend/src/Pages/Dodgers.elm

@@ -4,9 +4,69 @@ import Config.Colour as T exposing (..)
 import Config.Format as O exposing (..)
 import Config.Identity as I exposing (..)
 import Cuckery.CuckList.AdamSinger exposing (cuckAdamSinger)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.AmberOHearn exposing (cuckAmberOHearn)
 import Cuckery.CuckList.AnnChilders exposing (cuckAnnChilders)
 import Cuckery.CuckList.AnthonyGustin exposing (cuckAnthonyGustin)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.AshwaniGarg exposing (cuckAshwaniGarg)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.AustinHerbert exposing (cuckAustinHerbert)
 import Cuckery.CuckList.BartKay exposing (cuckBartKay)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.BenBikman exposing (cuckBenBikman)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.BennyMalone exposing (cuckBennyMalone)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.BradCampbell exposing (cuckBradCampbell)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.BradCohn exposing (cuckBradCohn)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.BradMarshall exposing (cuckBradMarshall)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.BrianKerley exposing (cuckBrianKerley)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.CarnivoreAurelius exposing (cuckCarnivoreAurelius)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.CateShanahan exposing (cuckCateShanahan)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.ChrisBoettcher exposing (cuckChrisBoettcher)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.ClaraAboel exposing (cuckClaraAboel)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.ClemensZsofia exposing (cuckClemensZsofia)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.CliffHarvey exposing (cuckCliffHarvey)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.DaveFeldman exposing (cuckDaveFeldman)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.DavidDiamond exposing (cuckDavidDiamond)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.DavidGornoski exposing (cuckDavidGornoski)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.DianaRodgers exposing (cuckDianaRodgers)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.EdwardGoeke exposing (cuckEdwardGoeke)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.ElieJarrouge exposing (cuckElieJarrouge)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.GaryBrecka exposing (cuckGaryBrecka)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.GaryFettke exposing (cuckGaryFettke)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.GaryTaubes exposing (cuckGaryTaubes)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.GeorgeMartin exposing (cuckGeorgeMartin)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.GuyAustin exposing (cuckGuyAustin)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.IvorCummins exposing (cuckIvorCummins)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.JakeMey exposing (cuckJakeMey)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.JamesDiNicolantonio exposing (cuckJamesDiNicolantonio)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.JosephEverett exposing (cuckJosephEverett)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.JustinMares exposing (cuckJustinMares)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.KaitMalthaner exposing (cuckKaitMalthaner)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.KemMinnick exposing (cuckKemMinnick)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.KenBerry exposing (cuckKenBerry)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.KevinStock exposing (cuckKevinStock)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.KyleMamounis exposing (cuckKyleMamounis)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.MarkSisson exposing (cuckMarkSisson)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.MartyKendall exposing (cuckMartyKendall)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.MaxLugavere exposing (cuckMaxLugavere)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.MichaelKummer exposing (cuckMichaelKummer)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.MichaelManderville exposing (cuckMichaelManderville)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.MikeMutzel exposing (cuckMikeMutzel)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.MikeSweeney exposing (cuckMikeSweeney)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.NickEggleton exposing (cuckNickEggleton)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.NinaTeicholz exposing (cuckNinaTeicholz)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.NorstrongChris exposing (cuckNorstrongChris)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.PaulMason exposing (cuckPaulMason)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.PaulSaladino exposing (cuckPaulSaladino)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.PhilipOvadia exposing (cuckPhilipOvadia)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.PhilippeStephenson exposing (cuckPhilippeStephenson)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.RalphNapolitano exposing (cuckRalphNapolitano)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.RaphaelSirtoli exposing (cuckRaphaelSirtoli)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.RobMeijer exposing (cuckRobMeijer)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.RobbWolf exposing (cuckRobbWolf)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.SimonGoddek exposing (cuckSimonGoddek)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.TravisStatham exposing (cuckTravisStatham)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.TristanHaggard exposing (cuckTristanHaggard)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.TroKalayjian exposing (cuckTroKalayjian)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.TuckerGoodrich exposing (cuckTuckerGoodrich)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.ZoeHarcombe exposing (cuckZoeHarcombe)
 import Cuckery.Helpers exposing (..)
 import Effect exposing (Effect)
 import Element exposing (..)
@@ -101,504 +161,67 @@ dodgersList =
     <|
         List.map cuckMaker
             [ cuckAdamSinger
+            , cuckAmberOHearn
             , cuckAnnChilders
             , cuckAnthonyGustin
+            , cuckAshwaniGarg
+            , cuckAustinHerbert
             , cuckBartKay
+            , cuckBenBikman
+            , cuckBennyMalone
+            , cuckBradCampbell
+            , cuckBradCohn
+            , cuckBradMarshall
+            , cuckBrianKerley
+            , cuckCarnivoreAurelius
+            , cuckCateShanahan
+            , cuckChrisBoettcher
+            , cuckClaraAboel
+            , cuckClemensZsofia
+            , cuckCliffHarvey
+            , cuckDaveFeldman
+            , cuckDavidDiamond
+            , cuckDavidGornoski
+            , cuckDianaRodgers
+            , cuckEdwardGoeke
+            , cuckElieJarrouge
+            , cuckGaryBrecka
+            , cuckGaryFettke
+            , cuckGaryTaubes
+            , cuckGeorgeMartin
+            , cuckGuyAustin
+            , cuckIvorCummins
+            , cuckJakeMey
+            , cuckJamesDiNicolantonio
+            , cuckJosephEverett
+            , cuckJustinMares
+            , cuckKaitMalthaner
+            , cuckKemMinnick
+            , cuckKenBerry
+            , cuckKevinStock
+            , cuckKyleMamounis
+            , cuckMarkSisson
+            , cuckMartyKendall
+            , cuckMaxLugavere
+            , cuckMichaelKummer
+            , cuckMichaelManderville
+            , cuckMikeMutzel
+            , cuckMikeSweeney
+            , cuckNickEggleton
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+            , cuckNorstrongChris
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+            , cuckRobMeijer
+            , cuckRobbWolf
+            , cuckSimonGoddek
+            , cuckTravisStatham
+            , cuckTristanHaggard
+            , cuckTroKalayjian
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---     , { cuckImage = "cucks/kylemamounis.png"
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