website/frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/NorstrongChris.elm
2024-11-14 04:11:12 -06:00

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Elm

module Cuckery.CuckList.NorstrongChris exposing (..)
import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
cuckNorstrongChris : Cuck
cuckNorstrongChris =
let
name : String
name =
"Norstrong Chris"
in
{ cuckImage = formatCuckName name
, cuckName = name
, cuckSocial = "https://twitter.com/NNMChris"
, cuckDodges =
[ { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/NorstrongHealth/status/1416939281973530626?s=20"
, dodgeDescription = RanAway
, dodgeProposition = "government funded USDA data is untrustworthy."
, dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Agnostic
, dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
}
, { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/The_Nutrivore/status/1534573919562350594?s=20"
, dodgeDescription = OutrightNo
, dodgeProposition = "nutrition science as a whole is shit."
, dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Agnostic
, dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
}
, { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/TheNutrivore/status/1534614710196260865?s=20"
, dodgeDescription = NoReply
, dodgeProposition = "nutrition science as a whole is shit."
, dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Agnostic
, dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
}
]
}