feat: cucks done

2025-06-17 04:45:12 -05:00 · 2024-11-14 04:11:12 -06:00 · 2024-11-14 04:11:12 -06:00 · 6bfa1d55f5
commit 6bfa1d55f5
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--- a/frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/NorstrongChris.elm
+++ b/frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/NorstrongChris.elm
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+module Cuckery.CuckList.NorstrongChris exposing (..)
+
+import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
+
+
+cuckNorstrongChris : Cuck
+cuckNorstrongChris =
+    let
+        name : String
+        name =
+            "Norstrong Chris"
+    in
+    { cuckImage = formatCuckName name
+    , cuckName = name
+    , cuckSocial = "https://twitter.com/NNMChris"
+    , cuckDodges =
+        [ { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/NorstrongHealth/status/1416939281973530626?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = RanAway
+          , dodgeProposition = "government funded USDA data is untrustworthy."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Agnostic
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        , { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/The_Nutrivore/status/1534573919562350594?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = OutrightNo
+          , dodgeProposition = "nutrition science as a whole is shit."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Agnostic
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        , { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/TheNutrivore/status/1534614710196260865?s=20"
+          , dodgeDescription = NoReply
+          , dodgeProposition = "nutrition science as a whole is shit."
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Agnostic
+          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = NoProp
+          }
+        ]
+    }