website/frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/PhilipOvadia.elm
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Elm
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module Cuckery.CuckList.PhilipOvadia exposing (..)
import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
cuckPhilipOvadia : Cuck
cuckPhilipOvadia =
let
name : String
name =
"Philip Ovadia"
in
{ cuckImage = formatCuckName name
, cuckName = name
, cuckSocial = "https://x.com/ifixhearts"
, cuckDodges =
[ { dodgeLink = "https://x.com/TheNutrivore/status/1557791520324890624?s=20"
, dodgeDescription = NoReply
, dodgeProposition = "Sugar is the problem and meat is the solution."
, dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Agnostic
, dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = VagueProp
}
, { dodgeLink = "https://x.com/TheNutrivore/status/1558282337024180224?s=20"
, dodgeDescription = NoReply
, dodgeProposition = "LDL doesn't cause coronary heart disease because it is just part of the arterial repair process."
, dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Disbelief
, dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = SpecificProp commonPropReasons.propLDLCausality
}
]
}