feat: selling cucks and cuck accessories

frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/NorstrongChris.elm

@@ -12,7 +12,7 @@ cuckNorstrongChris =
     in
     { cuckImage = formatCuckName name
     , cuckName = name
-    , cuckSocial = "https://twitter.com/NNMChris"
+    , cuckSocial = "https://x.com/northstrongwill"
     , cuckDodges =
         [ { dodgeLink = "https://twitter.com/NorstrongHealth/status/1416939281973530626?s=20"
           , dodgeDescription = RanAway

frontend/src/Cuckery/CuckList/ZsofiaClemens.elm

@@ -1,14 +1,14 @@
-module Cuckery.CuckList.ClemensZsofia exposing (..)
+module Cuckery.CuckList.ZsofiaClemens exposing (..)
 
 import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)
 
 
-cuckClemensZsofia : Cuck
-cuckClemensZsofia =
+cuckZsofiaClemens : Cuck
+cuckZsofiaClemens =
     let
         name : String
         name =
-            "Clemens Zsófia"
+            "Zsófia Clemens"
     in
     { cuckImage = formatCuckName name
     , cuckName = name

frontend/src/Cuckery/Helpers.elm

@@ -54,7 +54,7 @@ makeDodge dodgeEntry index =
             [ column [ alignTop ]
                 [ text "                Proposition:"
                 ]
-            , column [ width fill, alignLeft ] [ paragraph [ F.regular ] [ text ("\"" ++ dodgeEntry.dodgeProposition ++ "\"") ] ]
+            , column [ width <| px 350, alignLeft ] [ paragraph [ F.regular ] [ text dodgeEntry.dodgeProposition ] ]
             ]
         , row (paragraphBoldFormat ++ [ width fill ])
             [ text "                Doxastic State:"
@@ -97,7 +97,8 @@ makeDodge dodgeEntry index =
 cuckMaker : Cuck -> Element msg
 cuckMaker cuck =
     row [ imageSpacer, alignLeft ]
-        [ image [ centerX, centerY, D.rounded 100, clip, width <| px 80 ]
+        [ image [ centerX, centerY, alignTop, D.rounded 100, clip, width <| px 72
+         ]
             { src = "cucks/" ++ cuck.cuckImage ++ ".png"
             , description = cuck.cuckName
             }

frontend/src/Pages/Dodgers.elm

@@ -20,7 +20,6 @@ import Cuckery.CuckList.CarnivoreAurelius exposing (cuckCarnivoreAurelius)
 import Cuckery.CuckList.CateShanahan exposing (cuckCateShanahan)
 import Cuckery.CuckList.ChrisBoettcher exposing (cuckChrisBoettcher)
 import Cuckery.CuckList.ClaraAboel exposing (cuckClaraAboel)
-import Cuckery.CuckList.ClemensZsofia exposing (cuckClemensZsofia)
 import Cuckery.CuckList.CliffHarvey exposing (cuckCliffHarvey)
 import Cuckery.CuckList.DaveFeldman exposing (cuckDaveFeldman)
 import Cuckery.CuckList.DavidDiamond exposing (cuckDavidDiamond)
@@ -67,6 +66,7 @@ import Cuckery.CuckList.TristanHaggard exposing (cuckTristanHaggard)
 import Cuckery.CuckList.TroKalayjian exposing (cuckTroKalayjian)
 import Cuckery.CuckList.TuckerGoodrich exposing (cuckTuckerGoodrich)
 import Cuckery.CuckList.ZoeHarcombe exposing (cuckZoeHarcombe)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.ZsofiaClemens exposing (cuckZsofiaClemens)
 import Cuckery.Helpers exposing (..)
 import Effect exposing (Effect)
 import Element exposing (..)
@@ -177,7 +177,6 @@ dodgersList =
             , cuckCateShanahan
             , cuckChrisBoettcher
             , cuckClaraAboel
-            , cuckClemensZsofia
             , cuckCliffHarvey
             , cuckDaveFeldman
             , cuckDavidDiamond
@@ -224,4 +223,5 @@ dodgersList =
             , cuckTroKalayjian
             , cuckTuckerGoodrich
             , cuckZoeHarcombe
+            , cuckZsofiaClemens
             ]