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frontend/src/Pages/CuckList.elm

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+module Pages.CuckList exposing (Model, Msg, page)
+
+import Config.Colour as T exposing (..)
+import Config.Format as O exposing (..)
+import Config.Identity as I exposing (..)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.AdamSinger.AdamSinger exposing (cuckAdamSinger)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.AmberOHearn.AmberOHearn exposing (cuckAmberOHearn)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.AnnChilders.AnnChilders exposing (cuckAnnChilders)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.AnthonyGustin.AnthonyGustin exposing (cuckAnthonyGustin)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.AshwaniGarg.AshwaniGarg exposing (cuckAshwaniGarg)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.AustinHerbert.AustinHerbert exposing (cuckAustinHerbert)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.BartKay.BartKay exposing (cuckBartKay)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.BenBikman.BenBikman exposing (cuckBenBikman)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.BennyMalone.BennyMalone exposing (cuckBennyMalone)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.BradCampbell.BradCampbell exposing (cuckBradCampbell)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.BradCohn.BradCohn exposing (cuckBradCohn)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.BradMarshall.BradMarshall exposing (cuckBradMarshall)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.BretWeinstein.BretWeinstein exposing (cuckBretWeinstein)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.BrianKerley.BrianKerley exposing (cuckBrianKerley)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.CarnivoreAurelius.CarnivoreAurelius exposing (cuckCarnivoreAurelius)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.CateShanahan.CateShanahan exposing (cuckCateShanahan)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.ChrisBoettcher.ChrisBoettcher exposing (cuckChrisBoettcher)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.ClaraAboel.ClaraAboel exposing (cuckClaraAboel)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.CliffHarvey.CliffHarvey exposing (cuckCliffHarvey)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.DaveFeldman.DaveFeldman exposing (cuckDaveFeldman)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.DavidDiamond.DavidDiamond exposing (cuckDavidDiamond)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.DavidGornoski.DavidGornoski exposing (cuckDavidGornoski)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.DianaRodgers.DianaRodgers exposing (cuckDianaRodgers)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.EdwardGoeke.EdwardGoeke exposing (cuckEdwardGoeke)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.ElieJarrouge.ElieJarrouge exposing (cuckElieJarrouge)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.GaryBrecka.GaryBrecka exposing (cuckGaryBrecka)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.GaryFettke.GaryFettke exposing (cuckGaryFettke)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.GaryTaubes.GaryTaubes exposing (cuckGaryTaubes)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.GeorgeMartin.GeorgeMartin exposing (cuckGeorgeMartin)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.GuyAustin.GuyAustin exposing (cuckGuyAustin)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.IvorCummins.IvorCummins exposing (cuckIvorCummins)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.JakeMey.JakeMey exposing (cuckJakeMey)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.JamesDiNicolantonio.JamesDiNicolantonio exposing (cuckJamesDiNicolantonio)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.JosephEverett.JosephEverett exposing (cuckJosephEverett)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.JustinMares.JustinMares exposing (cuckJustinMares)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.KaitMalthaner.KaitMalthaner exposing (cuckKaitMalthaner)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.KemMinnick.KemMinnick exposing (cuckKemMinnick)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.KenBerry.KenBerry exposing (cuckKenBerry)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.KevinStock.KevinStock exposing (cuckKevinStock)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.KyleMamounis.KyleMamounis exposing (cuckKyleMamounis)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.MarkSisson.MarkSisson exposing (cuckMarkSisson)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.MartyKendall.MartyKendall exposing (cuckMartyKendall)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.MaxLugavere.MaxLugavere exposing (cuckMaxLugavere)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.MichaelKummer.MichaelKummer exposing (cuckMichaelKummer)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.MichaelManderville.MichaelManderville exposing (cuckMichaelManderville)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.MikeMutzel.MikeMutzel exposing (cuckMikeMutzel)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.MikeSweeney.MikeSweeney exposing (cuckMikeSweeney)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.NickEggleton.NickEggleton exposing (cuckNickEggleton)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.NinaTeicholz.NinaTeicholz exposing (cuckNinaTeicholz)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.NorstrongChris.NorstrongChris exposing (cuckNorstrongChris)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.PaulMason.PaulMason exposing (cuckPaulMason)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.PaulSaladino.PaulSaladino exposing (cuckPaulSaladino)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.PhilipOvadia.PhilipOvadia exposing (cuckPhilipOvadia)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.PhilippeStephenson.PhilippeStephenson exposing (cuckPhilippeStephenson)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.RalphNapolitano.RalphNapolitano exposing (cuckRalphNapolitano)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.RaphaelSirtoli.RaphaelSirtoli exposing (cuckRaphaelSirtoli)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.RobMeijer.RobMeijer exposing (cuckRobMeijer)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.RobbWolf.RobbWolf exposing (cuckRobbWolf)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.SebastianRamirez.SebastianRamirez exposing (cuckSebastianRamirez)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.SimonGoddek.SimonGoddek exposing (cuckSimonGoddek)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.TravisStatham.TravisStatham exposing (cuckTravisStatham)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.TristanHaggard.TristanHaggard exposing (cuckTristanHaggard)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.TroKalayjian.TroKalayjian exposing (cuckTroKalayjian)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.TuckerGoodrich.TuckerGoodrich exposing (cuckTuckerGoodrich)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.ZoeHarcombe.ZoeHarcombe exposing (cuckZoeHarcombe)
+import Cuckery.CuckList.ZsofiaClemens.ZsofiaClemens exposing (cuckZsofiaClemens)
+import Cuckery.Helpers exposing (..)
+import Effect exposing (Effect)
+import Element exposing (..)
+import Element.Border as D
+import Element.Font as F
+import Html.Attributes as H exposing (style)
+import Layouts
+import Page exposing (Page)
+import Route exposing (Route)
+import Shared
+import View exposing (View)
+
+
+page : Shared.Model -> Route () -> Page Model Msg
+page shared route =
+    Page.new
+        { init = init
+        , update = update
+        , subscriptions = subscriptions
+        , view = view
+        }
+        |> Page.withLayout toLayout
+
+
+toLayout : Model -> Layouts.Layout Msg
+toLayout model =
+    Layouts.Navbar {}
+
+
+
+-- INIT
+
+
+type alias Model =
+    {}
+
+
+init : () -> ( Model, Effect Msg )
+init () =
+    ( {}
+    , Effect.none
+    )
+
+
+
+-- UPDATE
+
+
+type Msg
+    = NoOp
+
+
+update : Msg -> Model -> ( Model, Effect Msg )
+update msg model =
+    case msg of
+        NoOp ->
+            ( model
+            , Effect.none
+            )
+
+
+
+-- SUBSCRIPTIONS
+
+
+subscriptions : Model -> Sub Msg
+subscriptions model =
+    Sub.none
+
+
+
+-- VIEW
+
+
+view : Model -> View Msg
+view model =
+    { title = dodgersName
+    , attributes = []
+    , element = dodgersContainer
+    }
+
+
+dodgersContainer : Element msg
+dodgersContainer =
+    topLevelContainer dodgersList
+
+
+dodgersList : Element msg
+dodgersList =
+    column
+        pageList
+    <|
+        List.map cuckMaker
+            [ cuckAdamSinger
+            , cuckAmberOHearn
+            , cuckAnnChilders
+            , cuckAnthonyGustin
+            , cuckAshwaniGarg
+            , cuckAustinHerbert
+            , cuckBartKay
+            , cuckBenBikman
+            , cuckBennyMalone
+            , cuckBradCampbell
+            , cuckBradCohn
+            , cuckBradMarshall
+            , cuckBretWeinstein
+            , cuckBrianKerley
+            , cuckCarnivoreAurelius
+            , cuckCateShanahan
+            , cuckChrisBoettcher
+            , cuckClaraAboel
+            , cuckCliffHarvey
+            , cuckDaveFeldman
+            , cuckDavidDiamond
+            , cuckDavidGornoski
+            , cuckDianaRodgers
+            , cuckEdwardGoeke
+            , cuckElieJarrouge
+            , cuckGaryBrecka
+            , cuckGaryFettke
+            , cuckGaryTaubes
+            , cuckGeorgeMartin
+            , cuckGuyAustin
+            , cuckIvorCummins
+            , cuckJakeMey
+            , cuckJamesDiNicolantonio
+            , cuckJosephEverett
+            , cuckJustinMares
+            , cuckKaitMalthaner
+            , cuckKemMinnick
+            , cuckKenBerry
+            , cuckKevinStock
+            , cuckKyleMamounis
+            , cuckMarkSisson
+            , cuckMartyKendall
+            , cuckMaxLugavere
+            , cuckMichaelKummer
+            , cuckMichaelManderville
+            , cuckMikeMutzel
+            , cuckMikeSweeney
+            , cuckNickEggleton
+            , cuckNinaTeicholz
+            , cuckNorstrongChris
+            , cuckPaulMason
+            , cuckPaulSaladino
+            , cuckPhilipOvadia
+            , cuckPhilippeStephenson
+            , cuckRalphNapolitano
+            , cuckRaphaelSirtoli
+            , cuckRobbWolf
+            , cuckRobMeijer
+            , cuckSebastianRamirez
+            , cuckSimonGoddek
+            , cuckTravisStatham
+            , cuckTristanHaggard
+            , cuckTroKalayjian
+            , cuckTuckerGoodrich
+            , cuckZoeHarcombe
+            , cuckZsofiaClemens
+            ]