feat: holy fuck

frontend/src/Pages/Blog.elm

@@ -167,6 +167,8 @@ blogHeader =
             "Blog"
     in
     { headerTitle = String.toUpper name
+    , hasImage = False
+    , hasLink = False
     , headerBody = "This page features blog articles written by me, along with contributions from guest authors, covering topics primarily related to nutrition science, health science, and article."
     }
 

frontend/src/Pages/Debate.elm

@@ -161,6 +161,8 @@ debateHeader =
             "Debate"
     in
     { headerTitle = String.toUpper name
+   , hasImage = False
+    , hasLink = False
     , headerBody = "Here you will find links to various pages relevant to debate, such as formal arguments, a list of debate-dodging cucks, and an inventory of nonsensical terminology."
     }
 
@@ -238,6 +240,8 @@ debateArguments =
     , debateLink = Path.toString Path.Debate_Arguments
     , debateCount = List.length argumentList
     , debateImage = formatName name
+    , hasLink = True
+    , hasImage = True
     , isNewTabLink = False
     , debateDescription = "This page features arguments that I hold to be sound, though with varying degrees of confidence. I'm open to hearing all challenges, as I am ready to engage with any substantive critiques and defend any argument listed. I have additionally included a confidence meter with each argument to give readers a clearer understanding of how strongly I hold to the argument."
     }
@@ -253,6 +257,8 @@ debateCuckList =
     , debateLink = Path.toString Path.Debate_Cucklist
     , debateCount = List.length cuckList
     , debateImage = formatName name
+    , hasLink = True
+    , hasImage = True
     , isNewTabLink = False
     , debateDescription = "This page features a list of complete fucking morons who wrote cheques with their mouths that their asses ultimately couldn't cash. Each person included in this list has dodged debating me in some way, shape, or form. Whether it's simply ignoring invitations, or outright refusing to engage, or agreeing to debate and then subsequently withdrawing. All such instances are catalogued here."
     }
@@ -268,6 +274,8 @@ debateGibberish =
     , debateLink = Path.toString Path.Debate_Gibberish
     , debateCount = List.length gibberishList
     , debateImage = formatName name
+    , hasLink = True
+    , hasImage = True
     , isNewTabLink = False
     , debateDescription = "This page is specifically for terms and ostensible concepts that I don't have a good reason to believe are understandable from at least one viewpoint. If the clarification of a philosophical term is unsatisfying or unsuccessful, and my interlocutor has exhausted all means of rendering the concept to me, the term ends up here until someone explains to me what the fuck it even means."
     }

frontend/src/Pages/Debate/Arguments.elm

@@ -136,7 +136,7 @@ debateList device =
         )
     <|
         List.concat
-            [ List.map (headerMaker  device)
+            [ List.map (headerMaker device)
                 [ argumentHeader ]
             , (case ( device.class, device.orientation ) of
                 _ ->
@@ -153,6 +153,8 @@ argumentHeader =
             "Arguments"
     in
     { headerTitle = String.toUpper name
+    , hasImage = False
+    , hasLink = False
     , headerBody = "This page features arguments that I hold to be sound. I'm open to hearing all challenges, as I am ready to engage with and defend any argument listed."
     }
 

frontend/src/Pages/Debate/Cucklist.elm

@@ -129,7 +129,7 @@ cucksList device =
         )
     <|
         List.concat
-            [ List.map (headerMaker  device)
+            [ List.map (headerMaker device)
                 [ cuckListHeader ]
             , (case ( device.class, device.orientation ) of
                 _ ->
@@ -146,6 +146,8 @@ cuckListHeader =
             "Cucklist"
     in
     { headerTitle = String.toUpper name
+    , hasImage = False
+    , hasLink = False
     , headerBody = "This page features a list of morons who wrote cheques with their mouths that their asses couldn't cash. Each person included in this list has dodged debating me."
     }
 

frontend/src/Pages/Debate/Gibberish.elm

@@ -158,6 +158,8 @@ gibberishHeader =
             "Gibberish"
     in
     { headerTitle = String.toUpper name
+    , hasImage = False
+    , hasLink = False
     , headerBody = "This page is specifically for terms and ostensible concepts that I think are either nonsensical or so practically useless that its intelligiblity is irrelevant."
     }
 

frontend/src/Pages/Donate.elm

@@ -155,6 +155,8 @@ donateHeader =
             "Donate"
     in
     { headerTitle = String.toUpper name
+    , hasImage = False
+    , hasLink = False
     , headerBody = "My site, research, and content all cost time and money to run. If you find my contributions valuable, please consider supporting my work on any of the platforms listed below!"
     }
 

frontend/src/Pages/Interviews.elm

@@ -164,6 +164,8 @@ interviewHeader =
             "Interviews"
     in
     { headerTitle = String.toUpper name
+    , hasImage = False
+    , hasLink = False
     , headerBody = "This page showcases various podcasts and shows I've been on. If you’d like to have me as a guest on your podcast, feel free to reach out—I’d love to share my perspectives with your audience!"
     }
 

frontend/src/Pages/Services.elm

@@ -146,6 +146,8 @@ servicesHeader =
             "Services"
     in
     { headerTitle = String.toUpper name
+    , hasImage = False
+    , hasLink = False
     , headerBody = "Bundle any of the services below to receive a $10 discount per hour. For example, two Debate Analysis sessions would cost $140 total, instead of $80/hr. All prices are in CAD."
     }