module Headers.Pages.CuckList exposing (..)

import Headers.Types exposing (..)


cuckListHeader : Header
cuckListHeader =
    let
        name =
            "Cucklist"
    in
    { headerTitle = String.toUpper name
    , headerName = name
    , headerBody = "This page features a list of morons who wrote cheques with their mouths that their asses couldn't cash. Each person included in this list has dodged debating me."
    }
