module Cuckery.CuckList.BennyMalone.BennyMalone exposing (..)

import Cuckery.Types exposing (..)


cuckBennyMalone : Cuck
cuckBennyMalone =
    let
        name : String
        name =
            "Benny Malone"
    in
    { cuckImage = formatCuckName name
    , cuckName = name
    , cuckSocial = "https://x.com/bennymaloneUK"
    , cuckDodges =
        [ { dodgeLink = "https://x.com/The_Nutrivore/status/1530933999610171392?s=20"
          , dodgeDescription = RanAway
          , dodgeProposition = "Eating oysters is compatible with veganism."
          , dodgeNicksDoxasticState = Just Belief
          , dodgeNicksDoxasticReason = SpecificProp "Bivalves are not likely to be sentient, and extending them the precautionary principle has hilarious entails."
          }
        ]
    }
